“Doc, you sure have gained a lot of weight since the last time I saw you!”
“Actually, I have lost a lot of weight.” Truth.
Raised eyebrow from patient, followed by, “Oh, really?” Her voice drips with skepticism as she gives me a knowing smile.
Who would do that to someone?!?! Who would say such a thing to another human being?
A taste of my own medicine is a bitter pill to swallow.