“Doc, I don’t think you are going to be able to get it.”
I looked up from my search.
“Why is that?”
“Because I have to use one on my dick.”
“Well. That may pose a problem. I am not going to be using your penis.”
I searched for a few minutes.
There was a promising spot on his foot and after cleansing the area with alcohol, I pushed the needle into the vein then popped the vacutainer on. Blood. Dark red blood flowed.
I can still draw blood on difficult patients….
…but now he knows where to shoot up next.