“Hey, Doc! We’re selling our house. I brought you a flyer in case you are interested.”
He handed me the glossy print out.
Gorgeous photos. Loved the kitchen. The backyard brick oven and pool were a dream come true. That tub in the master bathroom? I could have one hell of a bubble bath in that thing. MmmmHmmm. Yessiree.
I flipped it over to check the price.
I could not help laughing. Many people have a very warped sense of how much money I make as a physician. I do well, but not three-quarters of a million dollars worth of home well. Not even close. Sigh.
The property taxes alone made me shudder.
“That is way, way too expensive for my tastes, sir.”
“You sure?” He still sounded hopeful.
I handed the flyer back to him and we went on to discuss his rectal bleeding…