Sharpies

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What is it about Sharpies, those black permanent marker, that makes them so attractive to kids?!?!!??!

We have dozens and dozens of regular (washable) markers in every shape, size, and color you could imagine…. including black. But what marker do they just *have* to use? 

The dang Sharpies, for crying out loud.

Is it the smell? That pungent chemical smell that you can get high off of? The satisfyingly wide, dark line it draws? The squeak you get when dragging the tip across some surfaces? Maybe it’s the permanence. The danger.

Well, I sure wish I knew.

Soft Scrub with bleach will take it off of countertops. But old hardwood floors? Bathroom tile grout? Matte finish walls? FABRIC? 

It isn’t that they are going around marking up everything simply to mark it up. It’s just that when you are excitedly drawing a race car onto a giant cardboard box from Amazon, things happen…. And apparently, it is far more fun to be drawing such things on boxes camped out in the bathroom while mom is distracted addressing oncall patient concerns.

I probably don’t beat them enough.

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